Why?

eggpuffs:THE PEANUTS MOVIE MADE ME CRY

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:48:51 -0400

THE PEANUTS MOVIE MADE ME CRY

bloodofshiagur:i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:48:34 -0400

i still hate y’all bitches who say oc x canon shit is cringe like bitch you have ANY idea how flattered i would be if someone made an oc for my fantasy world? how utterly PSYCHED my ass would be they loved a character so much they fleshed out one themselves just 2 be with one of mine? fuck y’all haters

hungry-joe:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:47:40 -0400

hungry-joe:

b0ssbot: do you ever draw something SOOO self indulgent and dirty u just have to take a moment and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:47:22 -0400

b0ssbot:

do you ever draw something SOOO self indulgent and dirty u just have to take a moment and be like

tomatomagica: shitmygaywifesays: shitmygaywifesays: I want to tell y’all a story about supporting...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:46:46 -0400

tomatomagica:

shitmygaywifesays:

shitmygaywifesays:

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass. 😍😍 😍

jaehaerys1: doctah-plague: manwiththesquidhat: I’m sitting on...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:46:25 -0400

jaehaerys1:

doctah-plague:

manwiththesquidhat:

I’m sitting on the toilet.

jamesmasinoart: For my 3D production class I had to create a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:46:08 -0400

jamesmasinoart:

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

hasaniwalker:Who you gonna call?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:45:31 -0400

hasaniwalker:

Who you gonna call?

honeybruh: anyone else pin their hand between their thighs for warmth and security?

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:45:19 -0400

honeybruh:

anyone else pin their hand between their thighs for warmth and security?

depression tips™

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:44:36 -0400

patient-twinkle:

rowanstudiesspace:

so-sorry-mom:

iride9scent:

astrologynshit:

rage-quitter:

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over.

put on clean, comfortable clothes.

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink.

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something.

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

Reblog as much as you can

Absolutely helpful. I think I’ve done three or four of these things today, makes you feel better.

I do a lot of these things to cope, very helpful post.

It’s not often you see depression tips that are actually useful on this hellsite, these are all good though. Also good things to do (depressed or not) if you’re feeling lethargic or can’t focus!

this was very helpful and i am happy to reblog this so that many others can enjoy these activities as a way to “distract” themselves.

acoolguy: targuzzler: i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:44:23 -0400

acoolguy:

targuzzler:

i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

i walk up to the same bouncer and show him my special id which says “minecraft youtuber” and he dips me low and kisses me so sweetly

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:43:54 -0400

guys

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:43:42 -0400

zsnes:

aru:

if i ever see any of you in public, the code is “i like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

this post is old enough to be enrolled in kindergarden. hope you love it in the school babey learn to read i love ypu

russdom: forestwildflower: thenatsdorf: Keanu Thieves (via...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:43:20 -0400

russdom:

forestwildflower:

thenatsdorf:

Keanu Thieves (via mushroombirdornaments)

The people running after him makes it funnier

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

theoreocat:Sometimes it’s possible to have too much...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:43:05 -0400

theoreocat:

Sometimes it’s possible to have too much determination.

arbajoma: dayjavoo1: weepingbouquettyphoon: blackgirlsreveryth...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:42:45 -0400

arbajoma:

dayjavoo1:

weepingbouquettyphoon:

blackgirlsreverything:

@lovemilanmarie

She just as happy her daddy made her day.

So cute😊

That’s beautiful !

scotchtapeofficial: skarchomp: if peach and daisy are so straight then explain this official...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:42:06 -0400

scotchtapeofficial:

skarchomp:

if peach and daisy are so straight then explain this official nintendo image of their wedding

mouse-named-minerva: skelatal-remains: torios: anotherdayforchaosfay: mamalizmas: dreamlightasafe...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:41:49 -0400

mouse-named-minerva:

skelatal-remains:

torios:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

mamalizmas:

dreamlightasafeather:

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

Reblog to literally save a life

I’ve done this. I’m alive because of this.

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”. He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking. He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.

This was 14 years ago.

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.” I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.” I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before. They’re trained for it. They will understand what you’re saying. Order the pizza.

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

Reblog to save a life

Why the fuck is this not more widely known?

Video

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:41:45 -0400

ballooj: ballooj: its 2018 time to oppress pedophiles reblog to opress a pedophile

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:41:02 -0400

ballooj:

ballooj:

its 2018 time to oppress pedophiles

reblog to opress a pedophile